Discussion:
Giant lizards.
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Adam Funk
2005-09-21 09:09:26 UTC
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Maybe it's a good thing they don't throw sheep heads out for the kites at
Nant-yr-Arian.


http://travel.guardian.co.uk/saturdaysection/story/0,,1571765,00.html

--> Before the Komodo National Park changed its procedures and
--> policies in 1994, visitors were packed off along 2km of
--> trail to a natural amphitheatre in a hot, dry and dusty
--> river bed, where they were plonked down on benches and
--> expected to endure a spectacle of sorts as a pack of usually
--> solitary 3m-long lizards tore to pieces a goat that had been
--> specially killed for their benefit. This gladiatorial
--> experience was bad for all involved: tourists, dragons, park
--> guards and, not least, the goat. Just like the velociraptor
--> in John Drummond's Jurassic Park, Komodo dragons are smart,
--> and it is this intelligence that was getting them, and the
--> small amount of tourism they generate, into a bit of a
--> compromise situation. Just like any smart large animal that
--> has no fear of humans, they had come to associate tourists
--> with food; and when a large, fast running, hungry predator
--> with the teeth of a shark and toxic saliva that can induce
--> death by septicaemia in 72 hours starts showing an interest
--> in tourists, you have a problem.
-->
--> This is not just me being sensationalist - tourists and
--> villagers really have vanished. The problem is real. The
--> dragons started pre-empting the feeding session and adopted
--> a more human approach to the issue - why wait to be fed when
--> you could ambush the guards with the dead goat on the way
--> and save yourself the walk?
Otto Bahn
2005-09-21 14:46:54 UTC
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Post by Adam Funk
Maybe it's a good thing they don't throw sheep heads out for the kites at
Nant-yr-Arian.
http://travel.guardian.co.uk/saturdaysection/story/0,,1571765,00.html
This is why we invented shotguns. Point 'n click.
Probably a pretty bad way to go if you somehow miss.
But if true, there ought to be plenty of skeletal
remains scattered about. Human skulls are rather
distinctive.

--oTTo--
krusty kritter
2005-09-21 15:44:11 UTC
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Post by Otto Bahn
This is why we invented shotguns. Point 'n click.
Probably a pretty bad way to go if you somehow miss.
Even buckshot probably would not kill a dragon. Their hides are too
tough, their nervous system too de-centralized...

Problem with huge reptiles like crocodiles is that merely being shot by
something like an elephant gun doesn't immediately convince them that
they are dead. They still thrash around for a long time, and could
still be dangerous.

If I was going to shoot a komodo dragon, I would prefer to use a 20 to
30mm aircraft cannon. I suspect that explosive-tipped projectiles would
stop them in their tracks though, maybe actually blow them back a bit.
Post by Otto Bahn
But if true, there ought to be plenty of skeletal
remains scattered about. Human skulls are rather
distinctive.
I was watching a nature show last month. It traced the migration of
humans out of Africa and down into Malaysia, where scientists recently
discovered the fossilized remains of those tiny three foot tall humans
that they called "hobbits".

Another point of interest was the unusual brain development of the
hobbits.
It was long believed that there was a certain minimum brain size needed
for the kind of intelligence that we humans take for granted. But part
of the hobbit's brain was over-developed, and they were able to
interact intelligently and hunt game in an organized manner. OTOH, the
program speculated that komodo dragons might have preyed on the tiny
people.

The animation showed a komodo dragon eating a three foot tall hobbit in
one bite...
Otto Bahn
2005-09-21 15:49:57 UTC
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Post by krusty kritter
Post by Otto Bahn
This is why we invented shotguns. Point 'n click.
Probably a pretty bad way to go if you somehow miss.
Even buckshot probably would not kill a dragon. Their hides are too
tough, their nervous system too de-centralized...
You've never fired a shotgun, have you? The damn thing
can't bite me if it has no head and front legs. With a
pump action shotgun you could kill every kimono you could
find and have a great time doing it.

--oTTo--
krusty kritter
2005-09-21 15:59:43 UTC
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Post by Otto Bahn
You've never fired a shotgun, have you?
Yes, I certainly have fired a shotgun. It would stop a human for sure.
Post by Otto Bahn
The damn thing can't bite me if it has no head and front legs.
Have you ever *seen* a komodo dragon? Those things are HUGE! I doubt
that a 12 gauge shotgun loaded with buckshot is going to blow the head
and legs off of a 12-foot long komodo dragon that weighs 900 pounds.
Post by Otto Bahn
With a pump action shotgun you could kill every kimono you could
find and have a great time doing it.
A kimono is like a Japanese bathrobe, Otto...
Otto Bahn
2005-09-21 16:45:21 UTC
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Post by krusty kritter
Post by Otto Bahn
You've never fired a shotgun, have you?
Yes, I certainly have fired a shotgun. It would stop a human for sure.
Post by Otto Bahn
The damn thing can't bite me if it has no head and front legs.
Have you ever *seen* a komodo dragon? Those things are HUGE! I doubt
that a 12 gauge shotgun loaded with buckshot is going to blow the head
Like hell. http://makeashorterlink.com/?L298166DB
Okay, maybe not the head *and* front legs, but that neck
is not surviving a shotgun blast.

As to what the best type of shot would be, I'll leave that
as exercise to the reader.
Post by krusty kritter
and legs off of a 12-foot long komodo dragon that weighs 900 pounds.
That would be record size and the weight is 300 pounds. Most
are "only" 10 feet and 200 pounds. Give me a sword and I'll
kick its ass.

A guy in LA got bit on the foot by one. Lucky for him he
didn't panic -- he stood up and pinned its head to the floor.
He then pried open its mouth and escaped with one very badly
mangled foot. The thing tried writhing around but wasn't
able to knock him over.
Post by krusty kritter
Post by Otto Bahn
With a pump action shotgun you could kill every kimono you could
find and have a great time doing it.
A kimono is like a Japanese bathrobe, Otto...
And no match for a shotgun! Thanks for biting.

--oTTo--
Kevin S. Wilson
2005-09-21 17:02:53 UTC
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On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 12:45:21 -0400, "Otto Bahn"
Post by Otto Bahn
Post by krusty kritter
A kimono is like a Japanese bathrobe, Otto...
And no match for a shotgun! Thanks for biting.
This is a riddle, right?

Why is a kimono like a Japanese bathrobe?

Anyone know the punch line?
Jan Owen
2005-09-21 19:25:47 UTC
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Post by Kevin S. Wilson
On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 12:45:21 -0400, "Otto Bahn"
Post by Otto Bahn
Post by krusty kritter
A kimono is like a Japanese bathrobe, Otto...
And no match for a shotgun! Thanks for biting.
This is a riddle, right?
Why is a kimono like a Japanese bathrobe?
ki·mo·no (k-mn, -n)
n. pl. ki·mo·nos
1. A long, wide-sleeved Japanese robe worn with an obi and often
elaborately decorated.
2. A loose, light robe worn chiefly by women.


Ko·mo·do dragon (k-md)
n.
A large monitor lizard (Varanus komodoensis) native to Indonesia. It is
the largest living lizard, sometimes growing to a length of 3 meters (10
feet).
Post by Kevin S. Wilson
Anyone know the punch line?
Someone doesn't know the difference between the two above... THAT'S the
punch line...

Now *I* have a question...

What does this whole discussion have to do with BIRDS, and what's it doing
HERE???

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Kitty Davis
2005-09-21 20:02:37 UTC
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Post by Jan Owen
Post by Kevin S. Wilson
On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 12:45:21 -0400, "Otto Bahn"
Post by Otto Bahn
Post by krusty kritter
A kimono is like a Japanese bathrobe, Otto...
And no match for a shotgun! Thanks for biting.
This is a riddle, right?
Why is a kimono like a Japanese bathrobe?
ki·mo·no (k-mn, -n)
n. pl. ki·mo·nos
1. A long, wide-sleeved Japanese robe worn with an obi and often
elaborately decorated.
2. A loose, light robe worn chiefly by women.
Ko·mo·do dragon (k-md)
n.
A large monitor lizard (Varanus komodoensis) native to Indonesia. It is
the largest living lizard, sometimes growing to a length of 3 meters (10
feet).
Post by Kevin S. Wilson
Anyone know the punch line?
Someone doesn't know the difference between the two above... THAT'S the
punch line...
Now *I* have a question...
What does this whole discussion have to do with BIRDS, and what's it doing
HERE???
Birds are descended from dinosaurs. Kimono dragons are descended from
dragons.

Therefore, Kimono dragons are birds. Op cit.
John Tucker
2005-09-21 20:22:00 UTC
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This is inconclusive.
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Post by Kitty Davis
Birds are descended from dinosaurs.
Kitty Davis
2005-09-21 20:28:01 UTC
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Post by Kitty Davis
Birds are descended from dinosaurs.
This is inconclusive.[1]
Ooops! Sorry, I typed that wrong. No wonder you're confused. I *meant* to
say ...

Birds are descended from dinosaurs. Kimono dragons are descended from
dinosaurs.

Therefore, Kimono dragons are birds. Op cit.

[1] I fixed your toppost for you.
John Tucker
2005-09-21 20:48:22 UTC
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It's still inconclusive.

No need to fix my top-post. :-)
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Post by Kitty Davis
Post by Kitty Davis
Birds are descended from dinosaurs.
This is inconclusive.[1]
Ooops! Sorry, I typed that wrong. No wonder you're confused. I
*meant* to say ...
Birds are descended from dinosaurs. Kimono dragons are descended from
dinosaurs.
Therefore, Kimono dragons are birds. Op cit.
[1] I fixed your toppost for you.
Marc Goodman
2005-09-21 20:35:34 UTC
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Post by John Tucker
Post by Kitty Davis
Ooops! Sorry, I typed that wrong. No wonder you're confused. I
*meant* to say ...
Birds are descended from dinosaurs. Kimono dragons are descended from
dinosaurs.
Therefore, Kimono dragons are birds. Op cit.
It's still inconclusive.
No need to fix my top-post. :-)
Right again. Kitty should have said:
Birds are descended from dinosaurs. Kimono dragons are descended from
dinosaurs. Therefore, Kimono dragons are birds. The Enb.
Kevin S. Wilson
2005-09-21 20:59:16 UTC
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Post by Kitty Davis
Post by Kitty Davis
Birds are descended from dinosaurs.
This is inconclusive.[1]
Ooops! Sorry, I typed that wrong. No wonder you're confused. I *meant* to
say ...
Birds are descended from dinosaurs. Kimono dragons are descended from
dinosaurs.
Therefore, Kimono dragons are birds. Op cit.
[1] I fixed your toppost for you.
And I would hope he appreciates your assistance. Be a shame for him to
get in trouble with his Internet Service Portal (ISP) for accidently
top-posting.
Otto Bahn
2005-09-21 21:09:45 UTC
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Post by Kevin S. Wilson
Post by Kitty Davis
Post by Kitty Davis
Birds are descended from dinosaurs.
This is inconclusive.[1]
Ooops! Sorry, I typed that wrong. No wonder you're confused. I *meant* to
say ...
Birds are descended from dinosaurs. Kimono dragons are descended from
dinosaurs.
Therefore, Kimono dragons are birds. Op cit.
[1] I fixed your toppost for you.
And I would hope he appreciates your assistance. Be a shame for him to
get in trouble with his Internet Service Portal (ISP) for accidently
top-posting.
Top-posting is mentioned in one of the Request For Complaints
(RFC) standards. So is the four line dotsig file. What a
piece of work!

--oTTo--
John Tucker
2005-09-21 21:30:15 UTC
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Thank you, Mr. Usenet Policeman. There are more important things in life
than top-posting or bottom-posting. It is a trivial matter.

JT
Post by Otto Bahn
Top-posting is mentioned in one of the Request For Complaints
(RFC) standards. So is the four line dotsig file. What a
piece of work!
--oTTo--
Otto Bahn
2005-09-21 21:21:05 UTC
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Post by John Tucker
Thank you, Mr. Usenet Policeman. There are more important things in life
than top-posting or bottom-posting. It is a trivial matter.
What's the matter, you cannot figure out how to change
a browser setting? That's the trivial part.

--oTTo--
John Tucker
2005-09-21 21:47:14 UTC
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LOL Thanks for the laugh.
Post by Otto Bahn
What's the matter, you cannot figure out how to change
a browser setting? That's the trivial part.
Kevin S. Wilson
2005-09-21 21:52:45 UTC
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On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 21:30:15 GMT, "John Tucker"
Post by John Tucker
Post by Otto Bahn
Top-posting is mentioned in one of the Request For Complaints
(RFC) standards. So is the four line dotsig file. What a
piece of work!
Thank you, Mr. Usenet Policeman. There are more important things in life
than top-posting or bottom-posting. It is a trivial matter.
You'll think trivial when someone from your Internet Service Portal
takes you to task for violating a Request for Consideration (RFC).

PS: I fixed your top-post for you, but this is the last time.
John Tucker
2005-09-21 22:14:37 UTC
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LOL Thanks for another laugh.

I'll see you legalists later. :-)
Mark Edwards
2005-09-22 01:58:56 UTC
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No cluons were harmed when "John Tucker"
Post by John Tucker
LOL Thanks for another laugh.
I'll see you legalists later. :-)
Maybe sooner than you think - I live in Arlington, Mister "I live in
Euless" (big grin).


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John Tucker
2005-09-22 02:22:15 UTC
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Post by Mark Edwards
I live in Arlington, Mister "I live in
Euless" (big grin).
Arlington? Nice "little" town. I was at Legacy Park just a few days ago
working on my photography skills. Didn't know a place like that existed
around here.
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Mark Edwards
2005-09-22 13:13:04 UTC
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[snips]

No cluons were harmed when "John Tucker"
Post by John Tucker
Arlington? Nice "little" town. I was at Legacy Park just a few days ago
working on my photography skills. Didn't know a place like that
existed
around here.
It isn't general knowledge, and few people go there since the giant,
man-eating squid-birds started swooping down and eating people. Which
is odd - you'd think it would become a popular lawyer and politician
disposal site...

Sigh.


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2005-09-21 22:52:35 UTC
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Post by Kitty Davis
Post by Kitty Davis
Birds are descended from dinosaurs.
This is inconclusive.[1]
Birds are descended from dinosaurs. Kimono dragons are descended from
dinosaurs.
Therefore, Kimono dragons are birds. Op cit.
Illogical statement on your part Kitty.

Jim Kittinger
Warrick County
Southwestern IN
Kitty Davis
2005-09-22 14:34:51 UTC
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Post by B***@AOL.COM
Post by Kitty Davis
Post by Kitty Davis
Birds are descended from dinosaurs.
This is inconclusive.[1]
Birds are descended from dinosaurs. Kimono dragons are descended from
dinosaurs.
Therefore, Kimono dragons are birds. Op cit.
Illogical statement on your part Kitty.
You're thinking I should have said "dinosaurs evolved into birds", but
that's not logical - it's one of those fallacy things. Because dinosaurs
evolved into lots of things. Btw, doesn't dinosaur mean "big lizard", and
aren't kimono dragons just big lizards, really?
Adam Funk
2005-09-22 14:40:57 UTC
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Post by Kitty Davis
You're thinking I should have said "dinosaurs evolved into birds", but
that's not logical - it's one of those fallacy things. Because dinosaurs
evolved into lots of things. Btw, doesn't dinosaur mean "big lizard",
Right: the OED says "fearful|terrible lizard".
Post by Kitty Davis
and
aren't kimono dragons just big lizards, really?
Yes, and fearful.
Grdner
2005-09-22 15:31:06 UTC
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Post by Adam Funk
Post by Kitty Davis
and
aren't kimono dragons just big lizards, really?
Yes, and fearful.
Actually --
A "Kimono" dragon is a piece of art -- see
http://www.asianideas.com/drkidryu.html
A "Komodo" dragon is a big lizard --
http://www.isidore-of-seville.com/komodo/

See Bill -- I did not top post this response. Are you proud of me?

Pat
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Adam Funk
2005-09-22 17:46:25 UTC
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Post by Grdner
Post by Adam Funk
Post by Kitty Davis
and
aren't kimono dragons just big lizards, really?
Yes, and fearful.
Actually --
A "Kimono" dragon is a piece of art -- see
http://www.asianideas.com/drkidryu.html
A "Komodo" dragon is a big lizard --
http://www.isidore-of-seville.com/komodo/
See Bill -- I did not top post this response. Are you proud of me?
Thanks.
Bryce Utting
2005-09-22 22:14:06 UTC
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Post by Grdner
Actually --
A "Kimono" dragon is a piece of art -- see
http://www.asianideas.com/drkidryu.html
nifty, but they don't look like they're made of flayed tattooed skin
at ALL!
Post by Grdner
See Bill -- I did not top post this response. Are you proud of me?
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Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">
<*snip* to protect others>

I'd run full anti-virus and anti-spyware sweeps if I were you, and
then get a qualified intrusion expert to give your PC a close look if
that doesn't turn anything up.


HTH!
butting
Grdner
2005-09-23 10:44:09 UTC
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You were right Bryce. It was a .zip file, probably the new virus that's
going around. This apparently is not picked up by our anti-virus snare
as it is not contained in an attachment. The new definition picked it
up and I was able to get rid of it last night.

I urge all to update your virus definitions and scan your computers & to
forgive me for passing it along. I am usually extremely careful. Goes
to show . . .

Thanks,
Pat
Post by Bryce Utting
Post by Grdner
Actually --
A "Kimono" dragon is a piece of art -- see
http://www.asianideas.com/drkidryu.html
nifty, but they don't look like they're made of flayed tattooed skin
at ALL!
Post by Grdner
See Bill -- I did not top post this response. Are you proud of me?
--------------020303090009080104030406
Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">
<*snip* to protect others>
I'd run full anti-virus and anti-spyware sweeps if I were you, and
then get a qualified intrusion expert to give your PC a close look if
that doesn't turn anything up.
HTH!
butting
Marc Goodman
2005-09-21 20:29:26 UTC
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Post by John Tucker
Post by Kitty Davis
Birds are descended from dinosaurs.
This is inconclusive.
You're right. Kitty should have said:
Birds are descended from dinosaurs. The Enb.
Otto Bahn
2005-09-21 21:06:31 UTC
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Post by John Tucker
Post by Kitty Davis
Birds are descended from dinosaurs.
This is inconclusive.
Maybe it seems that way if you don't keep up with SCIENCE journals.

--oTTo--
Matthew L. Martin
2005-09-21 21:17:30 UTC
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Post by John Tucker
This is inconclusive.
What is inconclusive? Were you responding to something? It appears that
your post is inconclusive and no conclusion can be drawn from it.

I *GEDDIT* you posted a self referential post. No, that would mean that
it would have a link to itself.

How about a tautological post? The statement about inconclusion is
inconclusive. No, that would be circular logic, not tautology.

Hmmm... I guess it just must be a self _defining_ post. It
inconclusively defines inconclusive.

Oh, BTW. Simple statements like that can't be inconclusive. They can be
right or wrong, but that is another matter entirely. An attempt to prove
a simple statement right or wrong, can be inconclusive, so that must be
it. You have made a self-inconclusive post. Congratulations.
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Otto Bahn
2005-09-21 21:22:09 UTC
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Post by Matthew L. Martin
How about a tautological post?
Is that a rhetorical question?

--oTTo--
shelly
2005-09-21 21:48:08 UTC
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Post by Matthew L. Martin
How about a tautological post?
Is that a rhomboidal question?
IFYPFY.
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John Tucker
2005-09-21 21:44:46 UTC
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<sigh>

Stated as fact: "Birds evolved from dinosaurs." This statement of "fact" is
inconclusive.

jt
Matthew L. Martin
2005-09-21 21:44:03 UTC
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Post by John Tucker
<sigh>
Stated as fact: "Birds evolved from dinosaurs." This statement of "fact" is
inconclusive.
Please check the definition of inconclusive. The statment is what it is.
The proof of the statement may or may not be inconclusive.
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Otto Bahn
2005-09-21 21:59:11 UTC
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Post by John Tucker
Stated as fact: "Birds evolved from dinosaurs." This statement of "fact" is
inconclusive.
Please tell me you don't believe in intelligent design over evilutionm,
and that man didn't evolve from apes.

--oTTo--
Mark Edwards
2005-09-22 02:02:24 UTC
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No cluons were harmed when "Otto Bahn"
Post by Otto Bahn
Please tell me you don't believe in intelligent design over
evilutionm,
and that man didn't evolve from apes.
Geez, I thought everyone knew that Man evolved from durians.


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Wiblur the Once
2005-09-22 13:56:46 UTC
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Post by John Tucker
Stated as fact: "Birds evolved from dinosaurs." This statement of
"fact" is inconclusive.
Tell it, brother!

The true statment of fact would be that "Birds AND Kimono Dragons evolved
from aliens, therefore Geisha (who wear Kimono Dragon Skin Dresses) are
actually Alien Overlords that are using Miyako Odori to subliminally
subjugate the people of earth in preparation for the Glorious Invasion.

I, for one welcome our Conclusive Geisha Overlords!
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Jan Owen
2005-09-21 22:41:04 UTC
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Post by John Tucker
This is inconclusive.
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Post by Kitty Davis
Birds are descended from dinosaurs.
Well, I think it's pretty conclusive that birds didn't evolve from silk
kimonos...

It seems like a lot of folks in this thread have no clue that there IS a
difference between a Komodo dragon and a kimono... One is a big lizard,
and the other is an article of clothing... Whew!!!

And, of course, NEITHER are birds...
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Matthew L. Martin
2005-09-21 23:22:03 UTC
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Post by Jan Owen
Post by John Tucker
This is inconclusive.
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Post by Kitty Davis
Birds are descended from dinosaurs.
Well, I think it's pretty conclusive that birds didn't evolve from silk
kimonos...
It seems like a lot of folks in this thread have no clue that there IS a
difference between a Komodo dragon and a kimono... One is a big lizard,
and the other is an article of clothing... Whew!!!
And, of course, NEITHER are birds...
Have you compared the smell of all three?

Matthew
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David DeLaney
2005-09-22 03:50:02 UTC
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Post by Jan Owen
Well, I think it's pretty conclusive that birds didn't evolve from silk
kimonos...
It seems like a lot of folks in this thread have no clue that there IS a
difference between a Komodo dragon and a kimono... One is a big lizard,
and the other is an article of clothing... Whew!!!
But of course you can fold one INTO the other using the ancient Italian art
of oregano.
Post by Jan Owen
And, of course, NEITHER are birds...
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Wiblur the Once
2005-09-22 14:04:54 UTC
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Post by Jan Owen
It seems like a lot of folks in this thread have no clue that there IS
a difference between a Komodo dragon and a kimono... One is a big
lizard, and the other is an article of clothing... Whew!!!
Just a couple of clarifications:

1) I refer to my previous post for proof postive that Kimono's are made
from the skin of the Kimono Dragon.

2) Kamodo's are not dragons, but ARE killer ceramic smokers
(http://www.kamado.com/)
Post by Jan Owen
And, of course, NEITHER are birds...
That "statement" is not conclusive, as we currently have no sure
knowledge of the exact nature of the original aliens (from whom the
Kimono's decended). They may have been avian, or were perhaps
catapillars.
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Jeremy D. Impson
2005-09-22 02:13:00 UTC
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Post by John Tucker
Post by Kitty Davis
Birds are descended from dinosaurs.
This is inconclusive.
Nope. That's a conclusion all right. See, you can tell by assertiveness.

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Leo
2005-09-21 20:30:40 UTC
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Post by Jan Owen
Now *I* have a question...
What does this whole discussion have to do with BIRDS, and what's it doing
HERE???
As you spend more time on U.S.NET you will find that many discussions
are improved by cross-pollination, just like bird breeding. I, for one,
am happy to see all aspects of the herpetolgy phylum discussed on this
chat board.
Adam Funk
2007-02-09 15:34:26 UTC
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Post by Leo
As you spend more time on U.S.NET you will find that many discussions
are improved by cross-pollination, just like bird breeding. I, for one,
am happy to see all aspects of the herpetolgy phylum discussed on this
chat board.
I *so* *hate* to be pedantic, but herpetology concerns a class rather
than a phylum.

Unless of course you're talking about the other kind, which is a
completely different kettle of fish.
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Jerry Avins
2007-02-09 19:10:04 UTC
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Adam Funk wrote:

...

History teaches that grave threats to liberty often come in times of
urgency, when constitutional rights seem too extravagant to endure.
[Thurgood Marshall]

Marshall and Hughes were poles apart politically, but both knew that
liberty is easily lost:

"The rights of the best of men are secured only as the rights of the
vilest and most abhorrent are protected."
- Chief Justice Charles Evans Hughes, 1927

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Josh Hayes
2007-02-09 19:15:33 UTC
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Post by Adam Funk
Post by Leo
As you spend more time on U.S.NET you will find that many discussions
are improved by cross-pollination, just like bird breeding. I, for one,
am happy to see all aspects of the herpetolgy phylum discussed on this
chat board.
I *so* *hate* to be pedantic, but herpetology concerns a class rather
than a phylum.
Well, if you're going to be pedantic, be better at it.

Herpetology concerns TWO classes: Reptilia and Amphibia, both, as you point
it, in the phylum Chordata.

And since the class Aves should arguably be within the class Reptilia, I
guess this is sort of relevant to rec.birds.

-Josh
Adam Funk
2007-02-12 19:09:12 UTC
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Post by Josh Hayes
Well, if you're going to be pedantic, be better at it.
Herpetology concerns TWO classes: Reptilia and Amphibia, both, as you point
it, in the phylum Chordata.
Far out! The OED defines it as "That part of zoology which treats of
reptiles" --- is this wider scope a recent change?
Post by Josh Hayes
And since the class Aves should arguably be within the class Reptilia, I
guess this is sort of relevant to rec.birds.
But please respect the traditional rule of thumb that "X has feathers
IFF X is a bird".
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2007-02-12 19:31:07 UTC
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Post by Adam Funk
Post by Josh Hayes
Well, if you're going to be pedantic, be better at it.
Herpetology concerns TWO classes: Reptilia and Amphibia, both, as you point
it, in the phylum Chordata.
Far out! The OED defines it as "That part of zoology which treats of
reptiles" --- is this wider scope a recent change?
What kind of a Joan Rivers rock have you been living under?

--oTTo--
Mike Lyle
2007-02-12 21:02:56 UTC
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Post by Otto Bahn
Post by Adam Funk
Post by Josh Hayes
Well, if you're going to be pedantic, be better at it.
Herpetology concerns TWO classes: Reptilia and Amphibia, both, as
you point it, in the phylum Chordata.
Far out! The OED defines it as "That part of zoology which treats of
reptiles" --- is this wider scope a recent change?
What kind of a Joan Rivers rock have you been living under?
Maybe one which doesn't permit access to "That part of pathology which
treats of herpes".
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Otto Bahn
2007-02-13 16:19:49 UTC
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Post by Mike Lyle
Post by Otto Bahn
Post by Adam Funk
Post by Josh Hayes
Well, if you're going to be pedantic, be better at it.
Herpetology concerns TWO classes: Reptilia and Amphibia, both, as
you point it, in the phylum Chordata.
Far out! The OED defines it as "That part of zoology which treats of
reptiles" --- is this wider scope a recent change?
What kind of a Joan Rivers rock have you been living under?
Maybe one which doesn't permit access to "That part of pathology which
treats of herpes".
Kinky Pathologist Came Over For Great Spelunking.

--oTTo--
Adam Funk
2007-02-14 11:09:03 UTC
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Post by Mike Lyle
Maybe one which doesn't permit access to "That part of pathology which
treats of herpes".
That, as I said before, is a different can of worms entirely.
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2007-02-10 01:08:39 UTC
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Post by Adam Funk
Post by Leo
As you spend more time on U.S.NET you will find that many discussions
are improved by cross-pollination, just like bird breeding. I, for one,
am happy to see all aspects of the herpetolgy phylum discussed on this
chat board.
I *so* *hate* to be pedantic,
But you do it so well!11!
Post by Adam Funk
but herpetology concerns a class rather
than a phylum.
What is a class here, and a phylum there, between friends, of course.
Post by Adam Funk
Unless of course you're talking about the other kind, which is a
completely different kettle of fish.
BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM1!

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2007-02-15 11:24:18 UTC
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Post by Matthew L. Martin
Post by Adam Funk
I *so* *hate* to be pedantic,
But you do it so well!11!
Thank you very much. I'll be here all week. Let's have a big round
of applause for the band.
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Marc Goodman
2005-09-21 18:43:11 UTC
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Post by Otto Bahn
With a pump action shotgun you could kill every kimono you could
find and have a great time doing it.
A kimono is like a Japanese bathrobe...
I think you must be mistaken. A kibono is like a Japanese bathrobe.
That's an easy mistake to make though, because the original is spelled
with Japanese letters, and they don't have the same letters as we do
in American.
Chris McGonnell
2005-09-22 15:36:30 UTC
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Post by Otto Bahn
You've never fired a shotgun, have you?
Yes, I certainly have fired a shotgun. It would stop a human for sure.
Post by Otto Bahn
The damn thing can't bite me if it has no head and front legs.
Have you ever *seen* a komodo dragon? Those things are HUGE! I doubt
that a 12 gauge shotgun loaded with buckshot is going to blow the head
and legs off of a 12-foot long komodo dragon that weighs 900 pounds.
Buckshot isn't the heaviest ammo one can fire from a shotgun. There's
a lead load we call a "punkin ball" up here in the hills that's used
to kill deer more often than buckshot. If you carve a cross into it,
it explodes like a giant dum-dum bullet. A komodo's head'll blow up
real good -- IF you can hit its head.
Post by krusty kritter
Post by Otto Bahn
With a pump action shotgun you could kill every kimono you could
find and have a great time doing it.
A kimono is like a Japanese bathrobe, Otto...
I thought a kimono was a grill.

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bthache
2005-09-22 16:24:39 UTC
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**Top posted on purpose, thankyouverymuch**

Okay, this is most definitely the strangest thread I have seen or read.
What are you people smokin'????
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Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
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Matthew L. Martin
2005-09-22 16:31:17 UTC
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Post by bthache
**Top posted on purpose, thankyouverymuch**
Okay, this is most definitely the strangest thread I have seen or read.
What are you people smokin'????
Nothing right now, but I plan on smoking some turkey breasts and pork
butts on my kimono this weekend.
--
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2005-09-23 00:38:19 UTC
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Post by Matthew L. Martin
Post by bthache
**Top posted on purpose, thankyouverymuch**
Okay, this is most definitely the strangest thread I have
seen or read. What are you people smokin'????
Nothing right now, but I plan on smoking some turkey
breasts and pork butts on my kimono this weekend.
Keep your butt fetish out of food threads, thankyouverymuch.
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2005-09-23 11:24:06 UTC
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Post by bthache
**Top posted on purpose, thankyouverymuch**
Okay, this is most definitely the strangest thread I have
seen or read. What are you people smokin'????
Nothing right now, but I plan on smoking some turkey
breasts and pork butts on my kimono this weekend.
Keep your butt fetish out of food threads, thankyouverymuch.
I got the butts last night, but substituted beef and spare ribs for the
turkey. I may thaw a turkey breast that's in the freezer, though.
--
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people" -- Alexander Bullock ("My Man Godfrey" 1936)
Adam Funk
2005-09-23 11:30:00 UTC
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Post by Matthew L. Martin
Post by bthache
**Top posted on purpose, thankyouverymuch**
Okay, this is most definitely the strangest thread I have seen or read.
What are you people smokin'????
Nothing right now, but I plan on smoking some turkey breasts and pork
butts in my smoking jacket this weekend.
IFYPFY.
Otto Bahn
2005-09-22 16:44:48 UTC
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Post by bthache
**Top posted on purpose, thankyouverymuch**
I sure put you in your place!
Post by bthache
Okay, this is most definitely the strangest thread I have seen or read.
You ain't been around.
Post by bthache
What are you people smokin'????
We took what we could get.
Post by bthache
Tammie - Northern Ontario, Canada
Rutrow! There's two...

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Grdner
2005-09-22 17:00:25 UTC
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Well, the snakes crossed the hemp rope I tide around my bird feeder so I
smoked the rope ;-)

Pat
Post by bthache
**Top posted on purpose, thankyouverymuch**
Okay, this is most definitely the strangest thread I have seen or read.
What are you people smokin'????
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Marc Goodman
2005-09-22 19:25:35 UTC
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Post by bthache
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
Okay, this is most definitely the strangest thread I have seen or read.
What are you people smokin'????
HAW HAW, I GEDDIT, CHRIS SAID "i THOUGHT A KIMONO WAS A GRILL"
AND YOU SAID, "wHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SMOKIN'." tHAT'S A "PUN,"
RIGHT?
Adam Funk
2005-09-23 17:02:36 UTC
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Post by Marc Goodman
Post by bthache
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
Okay, this is most definitely the strangest thread I have seen or
read. What are you people smokin'????
HAW HAW, I GEDDIT, CHRIS SAID "i THOUGHT A KIMONO WAS A GRILL"
AND YOU SAID, "wHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SMOKIN'." tHAT'S A "PUN,"
RIGHT?
Are puns allowed in the non-"pun" threads?
Chris McGonnell
2005-09-23 17:10:17 UTC
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Post by Adam Funk
Post by Marc Goodman
Post by bthache
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
Okay, this is most definitely the strangest thread I have seen or
read. What are you people smokin'????
HAW HAW, I GEDDIT, CHRIS SAID "i THOUGHT A KIMONO WAS A GRILL"
AND YOU SAID, "wHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SMOKIN'." tHAT'S A "PUN,"
RIGHT?
Are puns allowed in the non-"pun" threads?
Only if you like being filled fulla buckshot from Terri's shotgun.
Kibo and Teo will then loot your bloody corpse.

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Kevin S. Wilson
2005-09-22 17:11:51 UTC
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On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:36:30 -0400, Chris McGonnell
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
shelly
2005-09-22 19:13:26 UTC
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Post by Kevin S. Wilson
On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:36:30 -0400, Chris McGonnell
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
Grills on Film was the best Duran Duran song *EVAR*.
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Leo Sgouros
2005-09-22 19:24:46 UTC
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Post by shelly
Post by Kevin S. Wilson
On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:36:30 -0400, Chris McGonnell
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
Grills on Film was the best Duran Duran song *EVAR*.
I wish I had Jesse's Grill.
Post by shelly
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2005-09-22 19:27:51 UTC
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Post by Leo Sgouros
I wish I had Jesse's Grill.
Grill, you'll be a woman now.
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Leo Sgouros
2005-09-22 19:39:17 UTC
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Post by shelly
Post by Leo Sgouros
I wish I had Jesse's Grill.
Grill, you'll be a woman now.
An Address
By Arthur J. Altmeyer

August 14, 1968

"A senator whom I shall not name kept poor Mr. Witte on the grill for
several days."
The article didnt mention how tasty the meat was.
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shelly
2005-09-22 19:42:43 UTC
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Post by Leo Sgouros
An Address
By Arthur J. Altmeyer
does that mean that Mr. Altmeyer was the neighbor of the
addressee?
Post by Leo Sgouros
August 14, 1968
"A senator whom I shall not name kept poor Mr. Witte on the grill for
several days."
The article didnt mention how tasty the meat was.
i hope the diners liked their meat well done.
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Otto Bahn
2005-09-22 19:54:58 UTC
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Post by shelly
Post by Kevin S. Wilson
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
Grills on Film was the best Duran Duran song *EVAR*.
"Dipstick Cherry" still makes me laugh.

--oTTo--
Adam Funk
2005-09-23 12:05:57 UTC
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Post by Kevin S. Wilson
On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:36:30 -0400, Chris McGonnell
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
Grills on Film was the best cooking video *EVAR*.
IFYPFY.
Wiblur the Once
2005-09-22 22:37:42 UTC
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Post by Kevin S. Wilson
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
Girls who wear grills are doing it wrong.
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2005-09-22 23:05:54 UTC
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Post by Wiblur the Once
"...The job is to seek mystery, evoke mystery, plant a garden in which
strange plants grow and mysteries bloom. The need for mystery is greater
than the need for an answer." - Ken Kesey
Don't tell anyone I understand this. Kerrie Japonica and Rifled
slugs in the same sentence.

Bill

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2005-09-23 03:10:39 UTC
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Post by Wiblur the Once
Post by Kevin S. Wilson
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
And _why_ are we keeping rec.food.barbecue ignorant of this thread anyway?
Post by Wiblur the Once
Girls who wear grills are doing it wrong.
Is this where I talk about grills with the boold of animals between their
teeth, and who should or should not kiss them?

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2005-09-23 11:29:52 UTC
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Post by David DeLaney
Post by Wiblur the Once
Post by Kevin S. Wilson
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
And _why_ are we keeping rec.food.barbecue ignorant of this thread anyway?
It would be too much work to get that froup created, what with it being
a rec. and all. Of course, there is always alt.food.barbecue.
Post by David DeLaney
Post by Wiblur the Once
Girls who wear grills are doing it wrong.
Is this where I talk about grills with the boold of animals between their
teeth, and who should or should not kiss them?
No. Take that to alt.erotica.gothic.tales.
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raizn4kids
2005-09-23 03:58:22 UTC
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Post by Wiblur the Once
Post by Kevin S. Wilson
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
Girls who wear grills are doing it wrong.
You never know! Maybe you never learned to do it right!?!? <g>
Matthew L. Martin
2005-09-23 11:24:25 UTC
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Post by Wiblur the Once
Post by Kevin S. Wilson
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
Girls who wear grills are doing it wrong.
But they are fun to watch.
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Kate McMillan
2005-09-23 11:45:43 UTC
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On Fri, 23 Sep 2005 21:24:25 +1000, Matthew L. Martin
Post by Matthew L. Martin
Post by Wiblur the Once
Post by Kevin S. Wilson
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
Girls who wear grills are doing it wrong.
But they are fun to watch.
Fun to be watched by the giant lizards. The small ones remind me of a
constipated squirrel.
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2005-09-23 12:04:49 UTC
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Post by Kate McMillan
Post by Matthew L. Martin
Post by Wiblur the Once
Girls who wear grills are doing it wrong.
But they are fun to watch.
Fun to be watched by the giant lizards. The small ones
small girls, grills or lizards?
Post by Kate McMillan
remind me of a
constipated squirrel.
Kate McMillan
2005-09-23 12:10:27 UTC
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Post by Adam Funk
Post by Kate McMillan
Post by Matthew L. Martin
Post by Wiblur the Once
Girls who wear grills are doing it wrong.
But they are fun to watch.
Fun to be watched by the giant lizards. The small ones
small girls, grills or lizards?
Post by Kate McMillan
remind me of a
constipated squirrel.
The small lizards... but you can substitute any of them (girls, grills or
lizards) in that sentence. A lot of things remind me of constipated
squirrels.
Adam Funk
2005-09-23 12:16:51 UTC
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Post by Kate McMillan
Post by Adam Funk
Post by Kate McMillan
Fun to be watched by the giant lizards. The small ones
small girls, grills or lizards?
Post by Kate McMillan
remind me of a
constipated squirrel.
The small lizards... but you can substitute any of them (girls, grills or
lizards) in that sentence. A lot of things remind me of constipated
squirrels.
Have you seen a lot of constipated squirrels?
Kate McMillan
2005-09-23 12:24:34 UTC
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Post by Adam Funk
Post by Kate McMillan
Post by Adam Funk
Post by Kate McMillan
Fun to be watched by the giant lizards. The small ones
small girls, grills or lizards?
Post by Kate McMillan
remind me of a
constipated squirrel.
The small lizards... but you can substitute any of them (girls, grills or
lizards) in that sentence. A lot of things remind me of constipated
squirrels.
Have you seen a lot of constipated squirrels?
Yes! A lot of them hang out at the local highschool!
Adam Funk
2005-09-23 12:48:36 UTC
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Post by Kate McMillan
Post by Adam Funk
Have you seen a lot of constipated squirrels?
Yes! A lot of them hang out at the local highschool!
Oh, I thought you might be a veterinarian.
Adam Funk
2005-09-23 17:04:04 UTC
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Post by Wiblur the Once
Post by Kevin S. Wilson
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
Girls who wear grills are doing it wrong.
Boys don't make passes at girls who wear grills.

Or something like that.
Otto Bahn
2005-09-23 17:06:26 UTC
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Post by Wiblur the Once
Post by Kevin S. Wilson
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
Girls who wear grills are doing it wrong.
Boys don't pass gasses at girls who wear grills.
IFYPFY.

--oTTo--
Kevin S. Wilson
2005-09-23 17:43:28 UTC
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Post by Adam Funk
Post by Wiblur the Once
Post by Kevin S. Wilson
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
Girls who wear grills are doing it wrong.
Boys don't make passes at girls who wear grills.
Or something like that.
At the risk of being BLAMMED, I'll just mention that one of the local
propane dealers has a sign out front that says, "Tank heaven for
little grills."
TomH
2005-09-25 18:15:54 UTC
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On Fri, 23 Sep 2005 18:04:04 +0100, Adam Funk
Post by Wiblur the Once
Post by Kevin S. Wilson
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
Girls who wear grills are doing it wrong.
Boys don't make passes at girls who wear gills.
Or something like that.
IFYPFY (2)



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David DeLaney
2006-11-09 00:49:55 UTC
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I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
Girls who wear grills are doing it wrong.
Boys don't make passes at grils who wear glasses and boold of animals between
their teeth.
There, Kurt Stocklmeir has FYPFY.

Dave
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Jeremy D. Impson
2005-09-23 23:55:07 UTC
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I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
Girls who wear grills are doing it wrong.
Not if it's the same grill referred to in the phrase "a grin on my grill".

IYKWIM. AITYD.

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Joseph Michael Bay
2005-09-24 01:11:16 UTC
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Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
Girls who wear grills are doing it wrong.
Not if it's the same grill referred to in the phrase "a grin on my grill".
IYKWIM. AITYD.
All up in yo grill.

Speaking of which:

http://shitouttaluck.com/blogs/gene/archive/2004/10/07/207.aspx
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Chris McGonnell
2005-09-23 15:41:56 UTC
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On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:36:30 -0400, Chris McGonnell
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
I'm not Nicko, and you CLAIM to own a kimono girl! Do you, like Frank
Sinatra, put eggs on her breasts and eat the eggs? PREVERT!

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Matthew L. Martin
2005-09-23 15:45:11 UTC
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On Thu, 22 Sep 2005 11:36:30 -0400, Chris McGonnell
Post by Chris McGonnell
I thought a kimono was a grill.
They're worn by girls, nimrod.
I'm not Nicko, and you CLAIM to own a kimono girl! Do you, like Frank
Sinatra, put eggs on her breasts and eat the eggs? PREVERT!
That's only preverted if the eggs in question are raw.
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